Amazon – Recipe of the Jungle

In the Amazon jungle there are two tribes but I will right now tell you about one tribe. This type I like to call head shrinkers. The other tribe I have not thought of a name and I am thinking of it right now while I’m doing my blog. This tribe shrinks heads through a very unpleasant process. So be prepared or you might be feeling sick after you have read this blog. First you chop off your enemy’s head, next you take out the skull and take all the skin off it, next you sew up the eyes and the nose and mouth, because the tribe believes that the enemies spirit will come. So they block it by doing these  revolting things but don’t worry there’s more to come… Now, they will steam the head over the big pot and it will go all the rubbery and plasticky – after they stick their head on their staff and Le voila, your disgusting recipe is complete!!!